[Verse 1: HOAXXX]
Life is exactly what I'd thought it'd be
When I was a kid watching Twitch TV
And I saw you growing up
School goin' bad, I can't give a fuck
He is no good, I'm not too bothered
His mental health ain't good, I'll be honest
Don't wanna change a single thing
I wanna make sure it's not him

[Chorus: HOAXXX]
But I'm in your bed
And he's in your Twitch chat
You know he's useless
He's just a bit mad
'Cause I know I've got social skills
To be with you, he'd get me killed
I'm tellin' you to just block him
'Cause he's just a bit manipulative
Oh-oh, your ex-boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo!)

[Verse 2: HOAXXX]
I wouldn't say internet is the solution
He's just crazy, that's the conclusion
Wе hit it off instantly
I mean, I love you unconditionally
He's seen my jawlinе, shoulders, and muscles
Don't push against my fashion sense
He's just very rude to you
He called you a whore?