Someone is
Gonna wanna marry me someday
I know it
Someone is
Gonna come and sweep me all away
I know it
They're wrong about me
And I'll show them all when they see
That he's six foot tall, and ripped

They'll say "Isn't she radiant? Look at our Muriel
Isn't she perfect? Isn't she beautiful?
Who would've thought she'd be someone?
Who would've thought she'd be someone?
Someone who'd love."

But someone is
Gonna really notice me, someday, I know it
Someone is
Gonna come and sweep me all away
And they'll crowd into watch
And they'll cry and they'll smile when they see me
Coming down the aisle, and I'll say
"Don't you guys remember?
I caught the bouquet
I caught the bouquet."