[MURIEL HESLOP]
Lucky last
Well, if last to be kissed is lucky
Last to be picked on the team is lucky
Last to be invited to parties is lucky, well
I guess that means
I'm the luckiest girl in the world
And everything is great

[PERRY HESLOP, spoken]
And the ball goes flying, Heslop catches it!

[MURIEL]
All I need is a lucky break

[PERRY, spoken]
He kicks, and with that incredible move, Heslop has won the game for the gongs in this grand final

[MURIEL, spoken]
I'm not nothing

[PERRY, spoken]
Perry! Perry!

[PERRY, sung]
Perry Heslop
Perry Heslop
He's a champ, he's the man
That makes your jaws drop
No, you can't stop
Perry Heslop
He's a solid gold legendary legend
[BILL HESLOP, spoken]
Perry! Wake up to yourself