Kate Miller-Heidke & Keir Nuttall
Meet the Heslops
[PERRY]
Wowww!

[JOANIE]
Wow-ow-ow

[MALCOLM]
What?

[PERRY]
Close one

[JOANIE]
(gasp)

[MALCOLM]
Hah!

[PERRY]
Yeah!


[PERRY]
Wowww!

[JOANIE]
Wow-ow-ow

[MALCOLM]
What?

[PERRY]
Good one

[JOANIE]
(gasp)

[MALCOLM]
Hah!

[PERRY]
Yeah!

[PERRY]
Wowww!

[JOANIE]
Wow-ow-ow

[MALCOLM]
What?

[PERRY]
Close one!

[JOANIE]
(gasp)

[MALCOLM]
Hah!

[PERRY]
Yeah!


[MALCOLM]
Wowww!

[PERRY]
Nice!

[HESLOP KIDS]
Yeahhh

[PERRY]
Nah

[HESLOP KIDS]
Yeah nah
Great shot!
What a partnership!

[MALCOLM]
They were nailed to the crease!

[JOANIE]
Now they’re fully smashing it!

[HESLOP KIDS]
3 more runs - 65 for none!
Yes!

[PERRY]
Grew to the boundary!

[MALCOLM]
Joanie, can i have a Burger Ring?

[JOANIE]
Only if there's a beer for me

[MALCOLM & PERRY]
In the fridge, you can get it yourself!

[JOANIE]
Mum

[BETTY]
Yes?

[JOANIE]
Get us a beer

[BETTY]
Alright, my dear
We can watch the game together as a family

[HESLOP KIDS]
Woooowayoh!

[BETTY]
Yes, just like a regular family

[HESLOP KIDS]
Woooowayoh!
Mum! We can’t see the TV properly!

[BETTY]
Oh, sorry

[MALCOLM]
Dunk needs to get another plan

[PERRY]
Faulkner loves a Carter ball

[JOANIE]
Clarkie doesn’t understand

[HESLOP KIDS]
He hits them all free force from four balls!

[BETTY]
He is the gruff professor
And she is the lonely widow
And they’re meant to be together
But will they answer when love calls?

[HESLOP KIDS]
Woooowayoh!

[BETTY]
No secrets in her family

[HESLOP KIDS]
Woooowayoh!
Sucked in! You’re bowling crappily!
Woooowayoh!
He’s out!

[MALCOLM]
Awww, he won’t go happily

[BETTY]
Anyway, I hope this story has a happy end

[PERRY]
Wowww!

[JOANIE]
Wow-ow-ow

[MALCOLM]
What?

[PERRY]
Close one!

[JOANIE]
(gasp)

[MALCOLM]
Hah!

[PERRY]
Yeah!

[PERRY]
Wow

[JOANIE] [PERRY & MALCOLM]
Wow-ow-ow. Awwwwwww

[JOANIE]
You’re terrible Muriel