Julia Engelmann
AKA BTW Coconut Oil
Attention, attraction, apps, abs, #ad,
all-rounder, all-nighter, Avocadotoast, @at.
Bluetooth, blues, boost, body shaming, backstage,
barcode, bagel, burn-out, blogger, Brangelina, backlash,
BS, BFF, bae, babe, be right back,
bitcoin, binge-watch, Bachelorette, Brexit, break.
(I’m) craving chia seeds
(and) carrot cakes like crazy,
(we’re) crowdfunding, couch-surfing, car-sharing, champions.
non-dairy, no diggity, digging it, digital detox.
Eat, sleep, email, repeat! Eyeliner, edited, egos,
extensions, emojis, events – embrace it!
FML, FOMO, feminist, facelift,
fake news … till you make it?!
Green-juice-#goals!
Glad you’re glowing while ghosting me!
I’m gonna go, googling what
global warming for our generation means!
Human enhancement, human resources,
humans, they hand and they »harlem shake«.
I’m not hating, I’m just hangry,
high-fiving of the hearts that ache.
Inside, info, indoor, impact, image, IBAN, interface,
influencer, inspiration, ice, incentive, just in case.
Jetset, jetlag, jackpot, Jenner, Kardashian,
Karma, ketchup, keyboard, killing it, K-Pop-Fan.
LGBT, leg day, looser, laptop, lava, label, low,
ladies, let’s get lost, let’s get loud, let’s go.
Millennials meditate, maximize, managing
man buns and minimal muffin-tops, maybe!
Minions mastering media marketing,
models make mental health mainstream. Navi,
nope, noob, no poo, nonstop, nonsense, NSA,
Netflix, nerd, news, nomophobic, NBA.
Overdeliver, overachieve, overly attached, overnight oats,
over the moon, One-Woman-Show, open and close,
Pokemon Go!
Party, Paypal, pancake, planking,
popcorn, podcast, paleo, pub,
power, poker, poetry, paintball,
playlist, pumps, pansexual, punk.
Quantified self, Quarterlife Crisis,
Raw, redeye, swipe to sugar free side dish,
Silicon Valley, snack, Spotify, streaming, spam,
#sorrynotsorry, sneak, super-surreal,
sabbatical, soulmate, squad,
stranger, screen, sitcom, shit,
sixpack, slang, snippet, the struggle is real!
(Same here!)
Tinder, trigger, try that,
TMI, trend, thigh gap.
Underdog, underdressed,
Vegan vibe, Kanye …
West!
XXXL!
Yes, we can!
YouTube, y don’t I feel
zen?!
Oh Internet, oh Internet,
look at what you’ve done.
You are still the one to blame,
dass ich kein Deutsch
mehr sprechen kann.
There’s an English girl inside of me
and, guys, she has left her house
because she thinks she speaks so good
(which I must say I highly doubt).
In fact her Denglish really sounds
if you hear her speak it loud
not like the yellow from the egg
but on the other hand it goes.