[EDDIE, spoken]
Eddie Flagrante reporting for Exposé Magazine! Shocking news this week, America -- small-town rebellious teen, Jonny Warner, committed suicide early the morning of the fourteenth by hurling himself headlong into the main waste treatment silo of the Francis Gary Powers Nuclear Plant. Jonny, who spelled his name without the customary "H," was said to have taken his life in the name of teen love. A tragic case of a hormonal imbalance resulting in a Class Three nuclear disaster!

[CANDY, spoken]
Hey, Toffee. Why the grumpy face?

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Oh, no reason...

[COCO, spoken]
You didn't seem yourself today at pep squad

[GINGER, spoken]
And you dropped your baton three times at twirling practice!

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Sorry, girls, I guess I just have my mind on... other things

[GIRLS, spoken]
Tell us about it, Toffee!

[TOFFEE]
Three weeks ago I told him we were through
I did what my parents said to do
They said "enough,"
Said he was "no good"
He wasn't bad
He was just misunderstood
Three weeks ago
We said our good-byes
I saw there were tears in his eyes
[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Deep down I wished
(Ooh)
He'd make things all right
(Ooh)
But he shook his head
(Aah)
And he drove into the night...
(Aah)

[GIRLS]
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

[TOFFEE, spoken]
And I screamed!
(sung)
Jonny, don't go to the nuclear plant!
Jonny, don't go to the nuclear plant!
I wish I could stop you but you know I can't

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Jonny don't go...
(Jonny don't go, whoa, whoa, no!)

[EXPLOSION]
[TOFFEE]
To the nuclear plant...
Three weeks ago
They took my guy from me

[GIRLS]
Where'd he go?

[TOFFEE]
And buried his body deep at sea

[GIRLS]
Down, down below

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
As he sailed off
(Ooh)
I knew my dreams were through
(Ooh)
The sun, it set
(Aah)
Upon my ocean blue...
(Aah)

[GIRLS]
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Jonny don't go to the nuclear plant!
(Jonny don't go!)
Jonny don't go to the nuclear plant!
(Jonny don't go!)
I wish I could stop you
But you know I can't
Jonny don't go...
(Jonny don't go, whoa, whoa, no!)
Jonny don't go to the nuclear plant!
(Jonny please don't go, oh Jonny!)
Jonny don't go to the nuclear plant!
(Jonny please don't go, oh Jonny!)
I wish I could stop you
(Wish I could stop you!)
But you know I can't
(I know I can't!)
Jonny don't go...
(Jonny, Jonny, Jonny!)
To the nuclear plant!
(Jonny don't go, Jonny, please don't go, oh Jonny!)
Don't go!
(Jonny don't go, Jonny, please don't go, oh Jonny!)
Oh, no!
(Jonny don't go, Jonny, please don't go, oh Jonny!)
Don't go...
(Jonny don't go, Jonny, please don't go, oh Jonny no!)
To the nuclear plant!
(Jonny don't go, Jonny don't go, Jonny don't go, Jonny don't go!)
To the nuclear plant!
(Jonny don't go, Jonny don't go, Jonny don't go, Jonny don't go, oh no!)

[ALL]
To the nuclear plant!