[MISS STRICT, spoken]
All right! That's it!
(sung)
No more Miss Nice Guy!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
You, Mr. Walking Dead... you're out!

[EDDIE, spoken]
Not so fast, Delilah!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
You're just in time, Flagrante! I'm giving "Habeus Corpus" here his last rites!

[EDDIE]
The lid's been blown
You're sunk in lava
Wake up, baby
Smell the java!
Jonny's on a roll
Face it, Delilah
You're losing control

[MISS STRICT]
You're a parasite, Flagrante!
[EDDIE]
Did he lose his right to schooling
When the boy got laid out cold?

[EDDIE & BOYS]
Should he be removed from campus
Or should he be re-enrolled?

[MISS STRICT]
No comment, no comment!

[EDDIE & KIDS]
What you say
Affects us dearly
What's your answer?
Please speak clearly
Tell us, where's your head?
Where do you stand on the rights of the dead?

[CANDY & JAKE]
Will you dash his high ambitions?

[COCO & JOEY]
Throw his PhD away?

[GINGER & JOSH]
Would you close that door to Jonny...
[KIDS]
Just because he's D-O-A?

[EDDIE, spoken]
Come on, Delilah, don't bait us!
(sung)
Do zombies deserve a minority status?
The world awaits!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
This prom is officially canceled!

[EDDIE & KIDS]
Now that the world's in his corner
Why do you still hate Jonny Warner?
Come on, won't you say?
Tell us, Miss Strict, why you feel this way?

[EDDIE, spoken & KIDS]
(Tell us why, Miss Strict!)
Go on, Delilah! Tell 'em!

[MISS STRICT, spoken & KIDS]
(Tell us why!)
What, what? Tell them what, Eddie?
[EDDIE, spoken & KIDS]
(Tell us why, Miss Strict!)
Exposé, my love! Exposé!

[MISS STRICT, spoken & KIDS]
(Tell us why!)
I-I don't know what you're talking about!

[EDDIE, spoken & KIDS]
(Tell us why, Miss Strict!)
America wants the truth!

[MISS STRICT, spoken & KIDS]
The truth!? You want the truth? All right! Fine, then!
(Why?)

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
If it's the truth that you want, I'll tell you everything!