[Verse]
Some people folk for the money
Some people folk for the fame
Some people folk for the story
And the story is never the same

Some people got folk'd by their uncle
And some never folk at all
They never even whip out their instruments
Their scared that it's far too small

[Chorus]
But if you folk me, and I'll folk you
Then we can make it last
If I finger your chords in perfect form
We'll have a finger blast

I wanna folk your mouth while you play with yourself
I wanna folk you 'till my doctor says it's damaging my health
I wanna folk, folk, folk all night
And then I'm gonna cum on your tits

We're Sam and Bill!