Sam Haft
Striker’s Song
[MOXXIE, spoken]
Alright, so he has the physical advantage
I'm better at other things, like singing

[STRIKER, spoken]
I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now about me winning

[MOXXIE, spoken]
Ah, what the fuck?

[STRIKER]
Sweet victory
I smell the sweet
From up in stinkin' Heaven
To the rugged rocks of Hell
Sweet victory
With everything I do
With every talent I'm so much more talented than you

Every time I try
I crush it and succeed
Every first attempt of every single deed
Me
I'm totally the best
Me, super cool me, handsome guy
Huh, Moxxie, go fuck yoursеlf
Did you hear something?
It was just the wind

[STRIKER spoken]
Thank you, you'rе too kind