[HOOK: Rich Philbin]
I wish the money changed me
Still rich sad and sleepy
Still get paranoid on TV
Jimmy Fallon don’t judge me
Birthday party at Hooters wasn’t the same
My favorite waitress had class that day
So I ate wings with fake friends
I wish the money changed me then

[VERSE 1]
Man i swear sometimes, it’s like I never change
Still catch me writing fan letters to August Ames
I’m an INT-J and I’m cursed with wealth
Might go Super Saiyan just to chill all by myself (Goku)
Wet this money, yeah I meant to make the typo (Money)
Snatch your girl up out your window like a pie though
Still ridin’ horses blazed and shirtless in Fiji (Skrrt)
My best friend Andy Richter says I’ve lost it completely (RIP)
Still out here blowing Ropers, no Ebert (No Ebert)
Still treat myself to fentanyl for dessert
“Will I still be trending when I'm gone?”
Just a few deep thoughts that I got going on

I think I knew I had a problem when… I was on carpool karaoke with James Corden… and I just wasn’t feeling it… he was doing Adele, and I just couldn’t sing… man I just sat there, wishin’ that the money changed me