[Verse 1]
Did you ever steal a quarter when you was 10 years old?
Ever wear a brogan with a hole in the sole?
Did you ever ride a freight train while running from the law?
I've done it all, Lord, Lord, I've done it all

[Verse 2]
Did you ever spend a winter in a dirty jail?
Did you ever buy a topcoat at a rummage sale?
Did you ever spend a Christmas inside detention hall?
I've done it all, Lord, Lord, I've done it all

[Chorus]
Well, I've picked my share of cotton, boys
And I've drove one railroad spike
And I've been everywhere I talk about
And I can tell you what it's like

[Verse 3]
I've even been to Frisco wearing regular clothes
With them modern hippie folks staring down their nose
I can proudly say I've answered my patriotic call
I've done it all, Lord, Lord, I've done it all

[Chorus]
Well, I've picked my share of cotton, boys
And I've drove one railroad spike
And I've been everywhere I talk about
And I can tell you what it's like
[Verse 3]
I've even been to Frisco wearing regular clothes
Felt them modern hippie folks staring down their nose
I can proudly say I've answered my patriotic call
I've done it all, Lord, Lord, I've done it all