[Chorus]
It's beer thirty, and I'm thirsty
I been workin' like a dog all week long
So maybe somethin' cold won't hurt me
'Cause it's beer thirty, and it's time to party (Yeah, baby)

[Verse 1]
Get a bottle, get a can
I'll probably get a couple in each hand
Either I'm half-lit or there's a keg in the corner
I'm considerin' of doin' me a keg-stand
I'm gettin' day drunk
I've had a wild hair here lately
Yeah, it's feelin' like college all over again
'Cause everybody's yellin', "Do somethin' crazy!"

[Chorus]
'Cause it's beer thirty, and I'm thirsty
And I been workin' like a dog all week long
So maybe somethin' cold won't hurt me
'Cause it's beer thirty, and it's time to party (Y'all)
It's beer thirty, it's time to party, y'all
Oh, it's beer thirty, it's time to party, y'all

[Verse 2]
I hate to let any air in the line
I got a 24-pack for $9.99
And every single one of them sumbitches is mine
And it's a'lookin' like about that time
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout beer thirty, and I'm thirsty
And I been workin' like a dog all week long
So maybe somethin' cold won't hurt me
'Cause it's beer thirty, and it's time to party (Yeah, baby)

[Bridge]
Yeah, we probably didn't even need a bridge for the song
But we figured that we'd just amuse ya
We put a couple in a funnel and we hit a beer bong
While we got a cold one in a koozie

[Outro]
Y'all, it's beer thirty, it's time to party
Y'all, it's beer thirty (And I been workin' like a dog all week long)
It's time to party (So maybe somethin' cold won't hurt me)
Y'all, it's beer thirty (I hate to let any air in the line)
It's time to party (I got a 24-pack for $9.99)
Y'all, it's beer thirty (And every single one of them some bitches is mine)
It's time to party, y'all (And it's a'lookin' like about that time)