(Verse 1)
Me and my dad, he's the best dad I ever haaaad!
He just came back, haven't seen him since I was a laaaad!
But now he's home, and he's staying for good
We're gonna have fun like a dad and son should
I'm so glad we're together, me and my daaaaad.

(Verse 2)
Me and my dad gotta lot of catching up to doooooo!
Gonna play catch, see the elephants at the zooooo-oo-oo!
And if there's time it'd be real swell,
if we could kill some folks at a murder hotel!
We're gonna have so much fun, just me and my daaad!
Don't know why he went away, it was such a long time ago.
But if he tries to ever leave again, I'm gonna cut off his ear just like vincent van Gogh! (oh!)

*Music playing.*

(Verse 3)
Me and my Dad didn't always get along so welllllllll!
Growing up with him was my own little personal hellllllll
But having him here makes me really feel home
Maybe tomorrow, we can dig up my mom!
I'm so happy its the two of us, me and my daaaad! (I'm so happy its the two of us, me and my daaaad!)
I'm so happy its the two of us, me and my daaaad!