[Verse 1]

Darkened highway, late at night
I can't keep drivin', it don't feel right
I take the exit, just lookin' for a place to stay

There's only moonlight, the sky is black
I'm really lost, but I can't turn back
What's that ahead? A hotel with a vacancy

[Pre-Chorus]

Do I check in?
Will I check out?
There's no-one near to hear me shout...

[Chorus]

Trivia Murder Party!
And I'm filled with dread
If I can't answer these questions
I'm gonna wake up dead

Trivia Murder Party!
In this murder hotel
I thought this was a vacation
But it's a trip to Hell

[Verse 2]

I find my room, and I try to sleep
I say a prayer, my soul to keep
Next thing I know, my phone rings with a wake-up call

[Pre-Chorus]

Why'd I check in?
Will I check out?
There's no-one near to hear me shout...
[Chorus]

Trivia Murder Party!
And I'm filled with dread
If I can't answer these questions
I'm gonna wake up dead

Trivia Murder Party!
In this murder hotel
I thought this was a vacation
But it's a trip to Hell

[Interlude (spoken)]

Now I lay my clothes out before I sleep
In the room, safe, my wallet I keep
I hope I don't die before I wake
I hear the continental breakfast has coffee cake

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Trivia Murder Party!
And I'm filled with dread
I've got to keep my composure
Don't wanna lose my head!
Trivia Murder Party!
In this murder hotel!
I thought this was a vacation
But it's a trip to Hell!