[Verse 1]

The game that you are playing, well, it causes much hilarium
You make up silly words or phrases, ending in hysteria-um!
You have to answer quickly, no, you really mustn't tarry-um!
And anybody can compete: A Tom, a Dick, a Harry-um!

So gather in the living room, pull up a stool or chair-ium
With lots of foods or beverages, like milk, or juice, or barium!
Then start to make your crazy words and don't forget to vary 'em!
And that is how you win at Dictionarium!

[Chorus]

Dictionarium!
Dictionarium!
With words you will not find in the library-um!

Dictionarium!
Dictionarium!
It's time you broaden your vocabulary-um!

[Verse 2]

You've got to be creative. Sense of humor's necessary-um
Your definitions must stand out, we don't want ordinary-um
To finish as the winner, well you can't be secondary-um
You've got to be the boss, don't settle for the secretary-um!

Anyone can play: A baby or a centenary-um
Play it with your friends, or even with your adversary-ums!
Any time of year is fine, in May or January-um
There's no excuse to not play Dictionarium!

[Chorus]
Dictionarium!
Dictionarium!
With words you will not find in the library-um!
Dictionarium!
Dictionarium!
It's time you broaden your vocabulary-um!

[Verse 3]

By the time you finish playing, you will be extraordinary-um!
Your brain will be gigantic! All your friends will stop and stare-ium
And Harvard will bestow upon you doctorates honorary-um
And spelling bees will spell your words! You will be legendary-um!

So cancel all your meetings and clear your itinerary-um
Throw a party right away! Waste not a moment-arium!
Get ready to have so much fun! It's really kinda scary-um
Join hands and sing the song of Dictionarium!

[Chorus]

Dictionarium!
Dictionarium!
With words you will not find in the library-um!

Dictionarium!
Dictionarium!
It's time to broaden your vocabulary-um!