[Chorus]

Patently Stupid
That's what they say
You've got an idea (Hey!)
Just tell us today

People have problems
But what can you do?
Invent a solution
And that's money for you

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Put on your thinking cap
Grab a pen, and make a design
Give your invention a name
And write out your tagline

Then it's time to pitch your idea
With confidence, style, and flare
Get investors to give you some cash
Soon you'll be a millionaire

[Verse]

Toby and Lena
Used to be wed
They still work together
But they don't share a bed

They've gotten a warning
From the FTC (Uh-oh!)
But there's nothing illegal
'Bout making money!

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[Chorus]

Patently Stupid
There's nothing to lose
Sure, we take a percentage
But that's paying your dues

You'll be successful
And that we will swear
Patently Stupid
Let the buyer beware!

(Yeah!)