[Chorus]
Look in the sky, about one-thousand miles high!
It’s the Wheel of Enormous Proportions!
A super deity, taller than the highest tree!
It’s the Wheel of Enormous Proportions!

[Verse 1]
Up on a mountain top
Its questions never stop
Hope you’re really good at trivia!

And with a spin of its face
Maybe it lands upon your space?
Fulfilling all your dreams beyond compare!

(instrumental)

[Verse 2]
Round and round the wheel goes!
Where it’ll land, no one knows!
At any moment, anyone can win...

But with the Wheel of E.P
There’s never any guarantee
It bestows upon you answers that you seek!

[Chorus]
So travel on high, to the hero in the sky!
It’s the Wheel of Enormous Proportions!
You’ll get more answers there, than you’ll find most anywhere!
With the Wheel of Enormous Proportions!

The Wheel of Enormous Proportions!
The Wheel of Enormous Proportions!