(instrumental)

[Chorus]
Quiplash 3!
Well, it’s you against me
I’m the king of party!
You’re just a wannabe

[Verse 1]
Well, the prompt shows up
You give it your best shot
Then it’s head-to-head
In a comedy onslaught!

[Chorus]
Quiplash 3!
It’s time to bring the funny
When it comes to witty repartee
I got a PhD!

[Bridge]
Quiplash… Quiplash 3!
Will the audience vote for me?
Gotta muster some creativity
Get back on a winning spree...

(instrumental)

[Verse 2]
When it’s time for the final round
And you’re feeling carefree
Instead of writing one thing down
Now you’ve gotta write three!

[Chorus]
Quiplash 3!
Laughs guaranteed
It’s funny to the third degree
The perfеct way to party
(Woah, yeah!)
Quiplash 3!