[Verse]
My ex-husband is really, really poor
And he smells like dirt and tuna
My ex-husband is really such a bore
I really should have divorced him sooner

[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe I can wear a fancy dress and make him see
The only Chicana for him is me

[Chorus: Salty Harrington & Ayesha Erotica]
(Uh, yeah, give it to me now)
Don't waste my time, tell me you're mine
We can do lunch, you can decide (I'm telling you now)
When you were lost, it's me you find
Not anymore, you drank my wine (Loser)