I drink and drink delicious grog until my lungs are a'bloated
I celebrate with all my friends until our heads are a'floatin'
Have another, have another, the bartender is a'chokin'
But I may fear something else is near and listen here I ain't jokin'

Unsheathe your blade and stand up tall and abandon temporarily
I'll pay my bill in just a tad we'll all be gone momentarily
Have another, have another, I'll slash at the evil heartily
But I may fear many more are here so get our gear and rally

We're just a band of scallywags and we're only here to recline
A special quest or treasure to loot? I'm sorry, but we must decline
We're just a band of scallywags, we were only here to relax
But it looks like we've got an adventure afloat, what with all these attacks

We're just a band of scallywags and we're only here to recline
A special quest or treasure to loot? I'm sorry, but we must decline
We're just a band of scallywags, we were only here to relax
But it looks like we've got an adventure afloat, what with all these attacks

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With all our gear tied up in sacks we venture forth like cattle
A sword in hand and shield on arm we've prepped ourselves for a battle
And another, and another, but cease the endless prattle
'Cause I have fear enemies are here but they will revere and crackle
I see a castle in the distance, shrouded hard in the darkness
Our hubris mamkes the best of us and we deem it as harmless
Yet another, yet another, the grand designs are heartless
Despite my fear, I think that we're gonna make them disappear

We're just a band of scallywags and we're only here to recline
A special quest or treasure to loot? I'm sorry, but we must decline
We're just a band of scallywags, we were only here to relax
But it looks like we've got an adventure afloat, what with all these attacks

We're just a band of scallywags and we're only here to recline
A special quest or treasure to loot? I'm sorry, but we must decline
We're just a band of scallywags, we were only here to relax
But it looks like we've got an adventure afloat, what with all these attacks