Ashley McBryde
Forkem Family Funeral Home
[Verse 1]
When you meet your maker
We'll be your undertaker
Forkem Family Funeral Home
[Verse 2]
The cheapest destination
With two-for-one cremation
Forkem Family Funeral Home
[Outro]
Across from Ronnie's pawn shop
Please let us be your last stop
Forkem Family Funeral Home
By the dinosaur sign