Goodnight, ladies
Ladies, goodnight
It's time to say goodbye

Goodnight, ladies
Ladies, goodnight
It's time to say goodbye

All night long you've been drinking tequila
But now you've sucked your lemon peel dry
So why not get high?
Goodnight, ladies
Ladies, goodnight

Goodnight, ladies
Ladies, goodnight
It's time to say goodbye

Goodnight, sweet ladies
Ladies, goodnight
It's time to say goodbye

Oh, we've been together for the longest time
But now it's time to get high
Come on, let's get high
Goodnight, ladies
Ladies, goodnight
Oh, I'm still missin' my other half
Must be somethin' I did in the past
Don't it just make you wanna laugh?
It's only Saturday night

Oh, nobody calls me on the telephone
Put another record on my stereo
But I'm still singin' a song of you
It's a lonely Saturday night

Now, if I was an actor or a dancer that was glamorous
Then you know an amorous
Life'd soon be mine
But now the tinsel light of starbreak
Is all that's left to applaud my heartbreak
And at 11 o'clock I watch the local news

Somethin' tells me that you could be really gone
You said we could be friends, but that's not what I want
And anyway, my TV dinner's almost done
It's a lonely Saturday night
(I mean to tell ya) It's a lonely Saturday night
(One more word) It's a lonely Saturday night