Let us pray... Dear Beloved Father...

We  know it's tough to make ends meet through troubled times
As  economic woes grow, bad to worse
But call out to our family of treasured followers
To make a pledge today, give 'til it hurts
Our  coffers almost empty, but our flock stands faithful by
As  we set out to shave the needy and bereft
Together we can fleece our willing congregation
And  I can live on any small change that's left
So, give 'til it hurts. Give 'til it hurts
Make a pledge and give 'til it hurts
That was today's speaker, the humble Reverend Gerald
Tune  in to the National Godspend Channel next week
Praise be to Him and Hallelujah
Remember to keep those pledges coming in and - give 'til it hurts