The Cool Kids
THE LAW OFFICES OF DONELLS (Skit)
[Donell]
Yeah, we all seen the ads for the lawyers on TV and listened to 'em on the radio and even seen them on the billboards, but the best ads are the ones that leave you with that one name. ("Donell") Everyone knows who can fight for you against the baby oil company that took away your- your mobility. ("Donell") Everyone knows who will stand up to the staircase company that failed you and your family. Goddamnit, it's ("Donell"). If you've been injured on one of them slippery-ass staircases, you may be entitled to financial compеnsation. You know what to do. One name, one call. ("Donеll") At 708-711-4012, you give me a ring whenever. I'll make sure they get you your paper. It's Donell. ("Donell") Donnell. ("It's Donell.") It's Donell. ("Donell")

[Voiceover]
The law offices of Donells, the most trusted attorney to get you a few mo' dollars for the holler, so holler. Nah, forreal. We gon' need you to cry a lil' bit if you want that check to hit. 708-711-4012. When you get caught slippin', call Donell, Big Pimpin'