Jamie Lenman
Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin - Acoustic
Soft little body, swollen by the sun
Waiting for the break that he knows will never come
Four brittle limbs weak from under-use
And a head full of words

Long green hair, funny looking dude
Big mouth on him and a wicked attitude
And at first impression he must seem kind of rude
But he does his best, yeah

Anyway...

I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home beside you
Your hair is long and blonde
And your eyes are both bright blue
I want to be just like you in all I do

Jimmy got drunk on his way to class
Swinging from the roof, showed everyone his ass
And if you ask him why, he shakes his head and laughs
"There was nothing for it"

Stacy got laid, boyfriend number one
Took him to her room and had a little fun
She's wearing out her voice telling everyone
And you can't ignore it

And anyway...

I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home beside you
Hair is long and blonde
And your eyes are both bright blue
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
A really cool tattoo...

Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so
Don't take it to heart
Don't take it...

Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so hard

It is only 'cos I like you
You are everything I wish I could be
Maybe if I'm like you
Baby, would you like me?

You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You are dressed like a deadly lethal ninja assassin -
All in black...

(Yeah!)

I want to be just like you, yeah

I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I made you Trent Reznor -
Spinning on his back with a motorised action
You made me a red and black scarf
I wear it round my neck, but no motorised action

No motorised action...