Every night, I walk in this weird world
And I wanna find my secret girl
She lives in another world so far away
I've gotta see her every day, c'mon now!

Gary lives in a weird, weird world and
(Oh, that sounds so nice)
He wants to find his secret girl, girl, girl

It's nighttime in my lonely town, and
I see you hangin' there with the clown
And we're runnin' through the woods every night
In the dawn, I'm tryna hold you oh so tight, c'mon now!

Gary lives in a weird, weird world and
(C'mon now!)
He wants to find his secret girl, girl, girl
(Let's rock n' roll!)
Gary lives in a weird, weird world and
(Let's rock n' roll!)
He wants to find his secrеt girl, girl, girl
(Yeah!)

I live in a weird world, whеre my secret girl
(Gary lives in a weird, weird world and)
Doesn't wanna be around, she lives in the woods
(He wants to find his secret girl, girl, girl)
Not too far away, and I'll find her someday
(Gary lives in a weird, weird world and)
Oh, how I hope I find her someday
(He wants to find his secret girl, girl, girl)