[Horny Mac]
Straight from Runyon Ave', Big Baby, this is a Horny Mac Mizzle productshizzle

[Proof]
Oh shit, it's the new Black Tails

[Horny Mac]
Yeah man I just copped that shit

[Proof]
What up Horny, whatchu over there doing n***a?

[Horny Mac]
Oh shit chilling man, thinking about that book you got in your hand right there

[Proof]
Ay look, I'm uhh...I gotta shit real bad horny so I'ma...

[Horny Mac]
MmmmHMMMMM

[Proof]
I'ma zoom into this bathroom alright

[Horny Mac]
Okay do you player, do you
[Proof]
I know up in here can nobody can fuck with me

[Sampled]
Ain't not- not- nothing to worry about

[Proof]
A'ight

[Verse 1]
When I hit the bathroom got my pants on the floor
Shampoo in my hand, picture of Anna Amore
Look at afro cut, got that cross on her arm
Laying on her back, got my balls on her tongue
You know how I be, I love the lady's asscheek
Latin mommy named Mercedes Ashley
Kimberly Blake, titties may be fake
Jacking a licks hard and spit it in her face (Oah)
Look at Brazilia, body look familiar
Wish she was right here so I can just feel her
Vanessa Blue I wanna wrestle you
On your mind, all the time is just sex with Proof (Oof)
Champagne, I ain't playin' man
Quit playing around and give me some damn brain
No these are the tales, the Freaky Tales
These are the tells that I tell, so well
You might get offended if you're female
But get by yourself and listen in detail
[Chorus]
When I'm all alone at night I... (Play With Myself)
Watch these pornos and... (Play With Myself)
If she won't do it I will... (Play With Myself)
Just... (Play With Myself) I gotta... (Play With Myself)
Alina Angel, she make me... (Play With Myself)
Little ass, that ass she make me... (Play With Myself)
Cherilee, girl you make me... (Play With Myself)
Black Tales... (Play With Myself) But man... (Play With Myself)

[Verse 2]
Me and Nikki Fairchild can have a staredown
Hit it doggystyle and pull her hair out
Lounging with this bad bitch, name Green Eyes
I swear to God her pussy was sweeter than bean pies (Mwah)
When it comes to sex there ain't no better pumper
Ran a train on Janet Jacme and Heather Hunter
Doing it frogstyle, got my hand on her throat
Hawai'ian stripper bitch named Diana DeVoe
Katana may be Polynese (Polynese)
But your ethnics don't mean shit, get down on your knees (Suck it)
Miss Midori, Kid Rock told me a story
He's my door key so we can have the orgy
Hitting Lola Lane and Mary Jane
Let me show you how Oil Can Harry bang
[Chorus]
When I'm all alone at night I... (Play With Myself)
Watch these pornos and... (Play With Myself)
If she won't do it I will... (Play With Myself)
Just... (Play With Myself) I gotta... (Play With Myself)
Domonique Simone, make me... (Play With Myself)
Vanessa Del Rio, makes me... (Play With Myself)
Crystal Knight, makes me... (Play With Myself)
Pictorials... (Play With Myself) Chocolate mouths... (Play With Myself)