[Intro: M&M]
Bitin' my words like you don't know who they belong to
Puttin' much emphasis while I empty this
Rhyme in ya ear
I'm sure you'll envy this
I hook and swing, that's what it took to bring
Back the old past time
And into last time
I jam I slam-
[?]
Motherfucker
Ah that's kinda smooth
Yeah that sounds kinda funky right?
So yo, I'm about kick out a rhyme
Check this shit out
Yo

[Verse 1: M&M]
My name is M&M and I'm here to say
A funky rhyme that won't stop until the break of days
To when I kick a dope rhyme, you all will know I'm
Gonna be kicking that flavor all the time
Grab the mic and bust a funky rhyme that
You will know that M&M is grabbin' a mic again
And he just goin' to flow
So listen to the rhyme
Listen every time
I'm dissin' suckers when I'm steppin' in the place
Busting out lyrics
You all can hear it
Put the crowd in hysterics and kind of a haste
Because I waste no time when I paste a rhyme
Like a little kid tastin' when he's eatin' it every
Time that I rhyme, you know that
I'm gonna give you something when I kick a dope medley
So here I go, one more time
I'm busting rhymes on the mic and the funky lines
Like cocaine that just smokin' in your brain
You always like to think that I'm jokin' but insane
It's not what I am because I thought that I was
A funky dope MC until [?]
He stepped up to me and said a rhyme that went this way
He said: "My name is Shaun
I got a devastating rhyme that goes this way:"
[Verse 2: Maximum]
[?] watch out, [?] who could it be
I got the microphone, I'm the dope MC
But I'm swingin' with the beat that [?]
I take your people when hangin' 'em with a [?] rope
Now who said [?]? the young MC
He said I'm pickin' it up [?] rockin' fresh for the radio, G
I said you suckers using [?] you swingin'
But you can't even do it
Because you motherfuckers too busy singin'
Now I know this guy, his name is Mr. Mathers
[?] rock the crowd and the crowd start to gather
I don't know why the people want to play me like I'm black, ay
I'm nearly white if you look past that
So I tell everybody have a good day
And I'm outta here
[?] funky [?] it goes this way

[Verse 3: M&M]
When I think of a rhyme
You know it just is a matter of time
Before I step up and just will show it
So Manix make the beat funky, please don't blow it
So that I can kick flavor
So run and tell a neighbor
That M&M is kickin' a kind of flavor you will savor
So yo, go tell a friend that I am M&M
If a sucker step up, you know I soon be condemnin' them
Because they can't step to a rhyme that I throw
You know that every time I grab the mic I just gotta go
To the tempo that's [?] laid back [?]
Flip 'em the bird
I think he just let a hot turd
[?] what the fuck is that
He hit me in my head and I said
That I have to go to
A place that I once knew
I used to hang out
The shots just rang out and that's when I knew
That I bit a rhyme subconsciously
So I step up to the mic and be a [?]
[?] is not a word but you see that
When I'm steppin' to the jam I just slam like a freak
Slam like a freelance, you never see me glance
At a fire girl because I get in the pants
You know that I do a funky diss one your crew
When I bust a funky rhyme, you know I just go to
A tempo that's kinda laid back while I say
DeShaun is ready to grab the mic
Gettin' no patient, OK
So I say OK Shaun, you can grab this mic
Rock to the break of dawn and you have this like
[Verse 4: Maximum, M&M]
I grab the mic, there's not much left
I got the flavor, [?] he comes up
They say that you were better
But better not meaning good
'Cause when they say you was better
That mean that sucker [?] no good, huh
Hitting suckers with the force of twenty men
Or should I say I'm hittin' ya with the bare black hand
[?] that makes twenty
But suckers steppin' to me
I'm like [?] I got them plenty
I seen yo mama last night standin' on the corner
I said You baby, [?] got a dick
I know you wanna
Jump up on my tip and suck it just like it was a straw
She said "Aren't you that smooth brother
That made the song that start raw?"
I said I'm not big daddy, Big Daddy meanin' Kane
I'm just a brother hear this name:
Max, simple and plane
She said "you're not a star"
She said "I like to fuck you really fast in your new car"
I say you dumb bitch, you want me just for my rhyme
I say here come the cops
Get in the backseat and try to hide
She started screamin' "Rape!"
"This motherfucker try to to rape me like an ape!"
I said I'm no ape just because I'm black
The cops beat me down, I think they had a flashback
To Rodney King previews on the news
And girl said now you goin' to jail
You have to pay your dues
Marshall jumped up, [?] done
[?] open the [?] someone
Oops, I bit a rhyme, that's OK
I'm passin' the mic, it goes this way
[Verse 5: M&M]
It's dinner time, you know that the soup's on
My must've paid your dues with the motherfuckin' coupon
Because I say rhymes that does the crowd much damage
In the place to was
The place to was, not the place to be
Because I'm grabbin' that mic and rockin' gracefully
When I bust a funky rhyme and do like this all of the time
I bust a rhyme and you will know that M&M is gotta be
So damn funky in the place to G
The place to be was is as I will see
A funky MC tryin' to step up and take my thing
I say No, I have to see you later dame
I got another gig, it's kinda big
That's why I had to therefore get for and put on a wig
So I step into the jam a superwoman
Everybody said how the hell is he comin'
I said I'm comin' like this, I'm comin' correct
I bust a funky dope rhyme and I break the neck
With a step up to me, your life's in jeopa-pardy
When I'm grabbin' the mic and flowin' like this
You know that M&M is a dope MC
Dope MC, Shaun wants the mic
I'm gonna give it to him now
Wait, wrong bar. psych
The wrong bar, you can come in
So I just pass it one more time, and Shaun
Melt 'em like acid

[Verse 6: Maximum]
I can just step up, the victory is my day
It's all away from Sunday bustin' [?] in Friday
How many suckers steppin', too many
All gettin' done
While the imperial [?] drop the [?] as the [?]
Yes, my brother name is M&M
The suckers steppin' to him as [?] jam
Not talkin' about the [?] suckers
The suckers that suck cock
They talkin' about the brother [?] hip-hop
Now you got a chance to dance to this tune
It is funky funky fresh and it's about [?]
And I'm the sheriff, the [?] and the [?]
[?] and everybody damn [?]
[?] to the real track, to show them what's up jack
They steppin' to me [?]
[?] boy name is Wayne, now he's in a jail cell
Gettin' some ass pain
They probably busted his ass, left him right
Cause he shouldn't have got into a neighborhood fight
Now back to the other thing you know it's [?]
[?] fucked a girl, my name was [?]
Yeah, I fucked her real good, all night she scream
And then walked her little daughter
Her name was Darleen
She said "Ooh Shaun, won't you love me?
You got a bigger D [?] Ice-T"
I Said baby step to me and hang on my balls
She started climbin' the walls
She started drippin' my [?]
I said yo baby won't you get that juicy cunt out
She said I don't know what the fuck you talkin' 'bout
I say yo, you know my dick size may even [?]
But I made a hit [?] Mariah Carey
I had to sing it all day night, singin' the blues and makin' [?]
Had the bitch [?]
So that's what made Anita Baker famous
For being a [?]
Because she stepped to the motherfucker
Whose bars and dick was the longest
Now I gotta pass the mic, I had the it long enough
Ay yo Em, why don't you tell 'em how long your stuff is
And tell 'em how you livin' in showbiz
In fact Em, why don't you bust somethin' about Kim?

[Verse 7: M&M]
Yo, since we're on the subject about women
I had to ask my [?] one
'Yo, how you livin'?'
Girl, you ain't shit to me
You nothin' but a pile of shit on the city
Lookin' down on ya in a couple of years
I say 'How was your life
Did you get many beers?'
She said Yeah, I started drinkin'
You know I started stinkin'
I went out with this guy
Who drove a '79 Lincoln
I said 'that was me, have you forgotten?'
Bitch, last time I fucked you your pussy was rotten
It stunk, you nothin' but a girl bitch
And your boyfriend is a punk
And he wants to step up and talk junk
I beat his motherfuckin' ass and kick you in your teeth
For tryin' to pull a fast one
But you know that you gonna get done
You are nothin' but a ho and you better start to run
'Cause when I get famous
Girl I won't need you anymore
The only time I call ya is to screw you in ya anus
Because you know that all I will use you for
Is to fuck your pussy till I'm chill
I cum and then I have to tell ya to leave
Because I don't like you girl and your hair is a wig
You're too fake, your boyfriend is a snake
Your father is a bitch, your mother is a dick
Your sister is a snitch always tattlin' rattlin' her mouth
But girl, if she steps up we're gonna be battlin'
Now listen Kim, I'm sorry to tell you this
You no longer have a future with this here, M&M
'Cause this MC is goin' out on a quest
To find me the right girl who would treat me the best
Because you always shit on me
You always try to step up to me
But you'll eventually die
Because I don't like you no more, there's nothin' between us
The only time I liked you was when you suckin' my penis

[Verse 8: Maximum]
And that's the way we conclude the story
Puttin' bitches in the fuckin' category
[?] but we soon will get paid
If all you bitches virgin we takin' gettin'
'Cause you need to get laid
[?] time, 'cause I will ditch ya and hit ya right from behind
And like I said before there will be no more sex
And if ya pregnant with a baby I will [?]
I'm livin' life on the run so you know
I like to fuck a girl who is big juicy pussy though
I'm not a [?] but my name is [?]
[?] rollin' when I take control and
Rock your world but don't need[meet?] the scene
'Cause we [?] hanky-panky I'm the king
And you a piece of slinky and kinky with your cunt
But girl you puttin' up a ho front
And I need some rela-lation
What I'm tryin' to say you need to listen you bitches
[?] like [?] Casio
In fact I'm tryin' to say you're so fast
So slow, slow ho
But I don't even know 'cause I'm no joke
They say I'm [?] come get a piece of the slowpoke
That's all I'm tryin' to say, and we outta here, we outie?
Alright he got somethin' [essential?] to say
Damn

[Verse 9: M&M]
Let me tell you a story that no one really knew about
Is when I fucked this bitch and the bitch must've flew about
A hundred and fifty feet back when I stuck her with my dick
I said all I try to do was fuck her
But she didn't take it lightly
I snuck up on her and the bitch tried to fight me
Then she tried to bite me
One time she was suckin' my dick
I said I'm gettin' the fuck outta here man
This is one crazy ass chick
Then, I kick a rhyme that will say
You could say it out like this most everyday
We're takin' too much tape
I'm tried of bitches screamin' "rape"
So there's no escape, I'm about to get like grey ape
Because I got a great paw
And then I got a cherry one for the very girls all
It made no sense but I like to say this just for the record:
Kim, you're a bitch
You can suck my ass and lick my nuts
And kiss me in my balls and fuck me like a slut
That's all you ever did, you ain't good for shit
But just sittin' on my dick and tryin' to get ready to cum
But you ain't never done that because I made you cum
In like two seconds flat
And then you didn't wanna fuck me no more
You only out for yourself
And let me tell you somethin'
You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' whore
You work in Dunkin' Donuts, I have to tell you this
We outie, damn!

[Outro: Maximum, M&M]
Bitches (repeated)
Bitches, let me get 'em
I just give 'em [?]
Bitches (repeated)
And if you haven't known by now
They all bitches
This is Dr. Samuel Gibson tellin' you
That the word 'Bitch' means
A girl that is subjected to a dog
The definition of bitch is Kim
Definition of 'Slut'? Shaun
The definition of 'Phat'? Shaun
The definition of 'Ugly'? Kim
The definition of 'Play it out'? Kim
The definition of 'Real player that is black'?
And would have to be? M&M
And the sweet sexual chocolate of a big black cock
Would have to go to the representable
MC X-, M-A-X-I-M-U-M
[?] what's up to the Pepsi-Cola third flavor runner-up
Can't forget the chaos, so stay off the kid
Yeah, we gotta also say to all the bitches
That [?] too good for
FUCK YOU!
BITCH!
Ah, ah so fuckin' good
Oh god, can just nut everywhere
Ah, must've came a fuckin' mile