[Proof]
Yo mama n***a, yo, yo mama n***a

[Supa Emcee]
N***a, n***a, yo, yo mama got a corduroy wig grass stains

(*Laughing*)

[Proof]
N***a, yo mama so nasty the motherfuckin' roaches wrote her eviction notice

(*Laughing*)

[Man 2]
Yo mama is so tall when she lay down her feet hang out the window

(*Laughing*)

[Proof]
They say, yo mama so motherfuckin' skinny she can do push ups underneath a door

(*Laughing*)

[Supa Emcee]
Yo mama, yo mama so little she can hang-glide off a Dorito
(*Laughing*)

[Dolo]
Yo mama so dumb she tried to swim across Grand River

(*Laughing*)

[Supa Emcee]
Yo mama, yo mama so little she slid down a-a potato chip and bumped her head on the salt

(*Laughing*)

[Moe Dirdee]
Yo mama got a suede titty with a corduroy nipple

(*Laughing*)

[Rio Data]
Yo mama so-

[Horny Mac]
Yo mama got one leg shorter than the other and they call her Ilene

(*Laughing*)

[Rio Data]
Yo mama so dumb she thought The Fox was an animal
(*Laughing*)

[Proof]
"Say I ain't going over there with tha-that motherfuckin' fox"
That boy stupid