[verse]
We had everything (Yeah, yeah yeah)
Then one day you just got up and left
Said he's cool and got nicer teeth
I bet he's like a masterpiece

And I bet he’s got a bigger cock
Twice my height and built like a rock
I need to ditch all these intrusive thoughts
One more deep and I’m all out of love

[pre-Chorus]
But I’m not sad about it
It’s clear that you’re a scoundrel
But you were out of my league, it’s clear to see
We were never meant to be

[Chorus]
You asked me if I’d write a tune
To tell you how much I love you
But then you went off with some dude
I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it
I hope he gives you all you want
‘Cause I feel fucking miserable
You asked me if I’d write a tune
So I wrote one to say fuck you

[verse]
I wish I knew what was comin’ next
I’m one wank away from havin’ no sex
Think I put my heart to the test
Then I'll find the yummy mummy who can break my heart next

But at least she’ll buy me things
She’s got financial capabilities
I’m due a new TV, so I think maybe she’ll be the one for me
[pre-Chorus]
And I’ll be proper proud about it (Woah, oh)
My friends will be so jealous of the yummy mummy special
But I won’t be too loud about it, shit
I’ll keep it super private

[Chorus]
You asked me if I’d write a tune
To tell you how much I love you
But then you went off with some dude
I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it
I hope he gives you all you want
‘Cause I feel fucking miserable
You asked me if I’d write a tune
So I wrote one to say fuck you