[Intro: Akshay Kumar as Sidhu & (Akshay Kumar)]
Yo Nikker, this is Akshay Kumar
Gyarah sau assi, Chatta madan Gopal
Parathe waali galli, Laal Killa, Chandni chowk Dilli 6
Tuhaade saamne le ke aaya ek romanchak gaana
Sunnan wale nu ik sau ik rupay inaam
Suno.. gaur naal sunna
Kithe chaliye gobhi da phool ban ke kudiye badami
(Oye band kar oye
Hip hop tera pop chalau kanjra)

[Adlibs : Bohemia]
Yeah.. Haan.. Check one
Chandni chowk to China
Chandni chowk to China

[Verse 1: Akshay Kumar]
Saari duniya hili, Bangkok se dilli
Macha jo shor, baat galli galli faili
Loge machaye shor, lootaye karore
Akshay Kumar tere dil ka chor
Koi nahi aur, main jaise Jackie Chan
Mere dushman saare mere se door rahen
Dost kahe mujhe Brucelee
Kyunki mere sa duniya mein aur koi nahi
Rab raakhe tujhe sauka, tu de mujhe mauka
Sunau tujhe zindagi ki daastan
O dekho kaise dilli ka yeh launda aaya
Chandni chowk se china
[Hook : Bohemia]
Yeah yeah
Dil yeh deewana, dhundhe thikaana
Mere fasanna, Chandni chowk to China
Kal kisne dekha, dhundhu bahana
Haan maine jaane, Chandni chowk to China
Dil yeh deewana, dhundhe thikaana, mera fasanna
Chandni chowk to China, Chandni chowk to China
Chandni Chowk to China, Chandni chowk to China
Chandni Chowk to China, Chandni chowk to China
Yeah yeah…haan… will you take me there

[Verse 2: Akshay Kumar]
Jaun jahan pe mera dil mujhe kheenche
Main nayee duniya aaya, meri duniya chor ke peeche
Aur jab andaaz koi raas aa aaya
Maine mera andaaz aape banaya
Mera ek haath ka khel, saara bollywood ek
Mera koi nahi mel
Acting karne chale waise hazaron
Badshah ek baaki saare fail
Desh mein yaar likhoon yaaron ko taar
Dushman kare vaar, maine maani naa haar
Loge bole mujhe bollywood star
Naam mera Akshay Kumar
Lets go!
[Hook : Bohemia]
Dil yeh deewana, dhundhe thikaana, mera fasanna
Chandni chowk to China, Chandni chowk to China
Kal kisne dekha, dhundhu bahana, haan maine jaana
Chandni chowk to china, Chandni chowk to china
Chandni chowk to china, Chandni chowk to china
Chandni chowk to china, Chandni chowk to china
Chandni chowk to china, Chandni chowk to china
Chandni chowk to china, Chandni chowk to china
Dil yeh deewana, dhundhe thikaana, mera fasanna

[Outro : Akshay Kumar]
Oye band kar oye
Oye bade miya, chaliye chandni chowk chaliye
Chal oye, pack up, band karo saara kuch
Chalo chalo