Afroman
Bullshit Brainstorm
Woke up this morning, brain feelin' fried
Last night's party still ringin' in my mind
Stumble to the kitchen, need my coffee strong
Got a text from my boss, man, what could go wrong?
Meetin' at nine, gotta bring my A-game
But my head's full of clouds, feelin' kinda lame
Ideas flyin' round, none of them stick
It's a bullshit brainstorm, gotta make it quick

(Hook)
Bullshit brainstorm, tryin' to find my way
Through the haze and the daze, just another day
Bullshit brainstorm, ain't got nothin' to say
But I keep on grindin', gotta earn my pay

(Verse 2)
Sittin' in the meetin', noddin' my head
Pretendin' to listen, but my brain's half-dead
They talkin' 'bout numbers, profits, and gains
But all I can think of is last night's champagne
My homie texts me, "What you doin' tonight?"
I reply, "Same old, keep the vibe tight."
But for now, I'm stuck here, playin' the game
Bullshit brainstorm, tryin' to stay sanе

(Hook)
Bullshit brainstorm, tryin' to find my way
Through the haze and the dazе, just another day
Bullshit brainstorm, ain't got nothin' to say
But I keep on grindin', gotta earn my pay
(Bridge)
Ideas comin' slow, like molasses in the cold
I'm just tryin' to fake it, till I strike gold
Keep the smile on my face, actin' like I care
But deep down, man, I'd rather be elsewhere

(Verse 3)
Finally the meetin's done, time to escape
Head back home, crack a brew, watch some tape
Gotta clear my mind, get back in the zone
Tomorrow's another day, another chance to hone
But for now, I'm chillin', let the bullshit fade
Light up a blunt, relax in the shade
Life's too short to stress, gotta keep it real
Bullshit brainstorm, that's just how I feel

(Hook)
Bullshit brainstorm, tryin' to find my way
Through the haze and the daze, just another day
Bullshit brainstorm, ain't got nothin' to say
But I keep on grindin', gotta earn my pay