Uncle Ed
Wenger Anthem
[Intro]
We've got to come to terms with a fact that we are not actually a good team anymore
The club now is dogshit

[Verse 1]
So where do I begin, as I start this letter
Lies from the board, that we would do better
I'm so pissed, I'm about cuss every board member
Out Wenger
We were out of the title race by the end of September
The board members told us
We would compete with Bayern
But we lost 10-2 in two games
Why the hell you lyin'
I can't wait til it's over
Arsenal playing in Europa
And you offered our manager a new contract
Is the board still sober

[Hook]
Wenger when will you leave, when will you marry
Can't this guy go see, that the fan base ain't happy
If you talkin Wenger in I dont wanna see you around me
Wenger moving all stubborn, moving like [?]
Wenger when will you leave, when will you marry
Can't this guy go see, that the fan base ain't happy
If you talkin' Wenger in I dont wanna see you around me
Wenger moving all stubborn, moving like [?]

They say Wenger is the one
In the last 10 years, how many Prems have we won
This shit got me stressed out, I don't even know what to do
And Wenger is still at the club, I swear this guy does Judo

[Verse 2]
Another big game and we got spanked
So stressed out, I can't even wank
On videos [?] Sara Jay
Cuz Arsenal ruin my day
Patrick Vieira used to play CM
Now we got Granit Xhaka playing DM
How the hell can I love my team
When us man are getting slapped in the league
Used to have Henry playing up front
Now we got Welbeck playing up top
I see many dead players come and go
And Wenger is still here, how's that [?]
I might need to go and buy a [?]
Cuz Arsenal take the piss like that
Might need a 4-5 just for the roads
Cuz Arsenal got me doing the most
The opp block keep on catching us slipping
And I ain't even care when Arsenal winning
One week we could do so lovely
The next week go lose to Swansea
That's life of a Arsenal fan
I thought Wenger was the man
Still selling to our close rivals
Sanchez was playing the piano
The PR team had one job to announce Pierre would play Playboy Carti
Instead they played music from a Polish party
Someone check if Cech's okay cuz last time I checked he weren't in check
This guy can't even save a pen
[?]

They say Wenger is the one
In the last 10 years, how many Prems have we won
This shit got me stressed out, I don't even know what to do
And Wenger is still at the club, I swear this guy does Judo

[Hook]
Wenger when will you leave, when will you marry
Can't this guy go see, that the fan base ain't happy
If you talkin Wenger in I dont wanna see you around me
Wenger moving all stubborn, moving like [?]
Wenger when will you leave, when will you marry
Can't this guy go see, that the fan base ain't happy
If you talkin' Wenger in I dont wanna see you around me
Wenger moving all stubborn, moving like [?]