[Intro]
Ay, yuh yuh
Ooh ooh, yuh yuh yuh
Ay ay ay, yuh
Okay okay okay, ay

[Verse 1]
Frenchie pull up on your bitch in a Honda
Your girl said I'm cute, but I'm built like Uganda
I pull up to Sandy cause she got them cheeks
I give her my nut then I nibble her feet
I feel like I'm Plankton, I wife my computer
I pull up them blueprints, then do my maneuver
They call me Eugene cause I'm acting so Jewish
I ask if she love me and she acting clueless
I'm feeling like Patrick cause bitch I'm a star
Nah, I'm a loser that ain't up to par
Pull up in a Vespa, I can't drive my car
Man, shout out to Kesha, we are who we are
Man, I'm so trash that must be my problem
Hit up the lagoon for Bikini Bottom
I'm nothing but random so please have some patience
I'm just on a mission to wife me an Asian

[Hook]
Ay, ay
I got krabs, uh
Ay, ay
I'm so trash, uh
Ay, ay
I got krabs, uh
Ay, ay
I'm so trash, uh