[Intro - Tawni, Nico, Grady, Zora:]
I've never ever been to public school
I've never thought I would be so cruel
It's endless, we're friendless
It's nothin' but pain
And no one in this dump knows our name

[Verse 1 - Sonny, Tawni, Grady:]
I know you think that this is probably my fault (We do!)
The catty comments, and the constant assaults (It's cool!)
I was here once, and I'm still alive
So listen if you wanna survive

[Chorus - All, Tawni, Sonny:]
Inside this high school, miserable
I'd never thought I'd be invisible
In this high school, miserable
You've gotta keep being indivisible
In this high school, miserable
I don't understand what is happening to me
In this high school, miserable
Someone get me back on TV

[Verse 2 - Grady, Nico, Tawni, Zora:]
I thought the girls here would go crazy for me
If love's a test, I'm clearly getting a D
I never knew how high my undies would go
There's tons of wedgies I didn't know!
Like the 'hoodie,' the 'hourglass' (Ow!)
The '360 spin'! (That hurt)
The 'stick-leg,' the 'bat,' the 'bowling pin' (Strike!)
The 'donkey,' the 'monkey,' man, am I sore
I can't believe there's 28 more, neat!
Someone get me back on TV
[Chorus - All, Nico, Tawni:]
Away from high school, miserable
It's endless, we're friendless (This place is cruel!)
In this high school, miserable (We're begging, someone)
Just hoping someone
Someone get us back on TV!