[Verse 1]
Sometimes in life you want to buy a boat
But you don't have the money that salesmen require for boats
But that sea
Is calling to me
You gotta give to the...

[Chorus 1]
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive

[Verse 2]
What do you do when you've got a little boat
And your friends at the marina, they all make fun of your little boat?
Well, the answer is clear
Give me boat money this year
It's time for the...

[Chorus 1]
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive
Maximum Fun Drive
[Bridge]
The boat was an allegory for my penis

[Chorus 2]
I'm talking 'bout penis enlargement surgery
The men at the docks make fun of my dick
I wish that the boat men would stop looking at me in the bathroom
It's supposed to be a private place