[Verse 1]
Goodmoring motherfuckers we're going to make some food
I just found the bread but bitch where the eggs

[Verse 2]
Ok I found the eggs they were in the fridge
Now I need some pots and pans to make this shit

[Verse 3]
I got eggs, green pan, and bread
All I need is a white girl giving me some head
Where she at

[Verse 4]
I put butter in the pan so my food don't stick
I'm about to make bacon that's as long as my dick

[Verse 5]
Ok the bacon's five inches and I didn't know that
So regarding my last vine I might delete that, shit

[Verse 6]
I don't need no woman to cook for me
I'm as independent as a black man could be

[Verse 7]
So my food's all done and I'm about to eat
My sister came home so I got to share with my niece

[Verse 8]
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