[Intro]
Man
This song goes out to that that beautiful girl in the food court
But I couldn't even talk to her
Cause I had to use the restroom
Damn

[Verse 1]
Cute girl across the room
Wish I could say hi to you
But this food is getting in the way
Probably know me from vine
I'm talking shit all the time
Promise I'm not an asshole everyday
Made a song eat yo ass so I could skip my class
With this song just want to talk to you
And my ass really hurts and I got booty squirts
And we'll make this thing work but I gotta use the restroom

[Chorus]
Poop always gets the best of people
It makes me think just what to do
And should I go be that negro
And get her number while shitting too
What to do
Woah and I don't know what to do
I'm asking you
I don't know what to do

[Verse 2]
Your eyes looking beautiful
I wanna eat your booty hole
I'm sorry that I get carried away
Sometimes I get afraid
And I forget how to behave
But I'm new to this feeling of love
I waved and you smirked
Promise I'll put you first
But you gotta let me take a poo
These natural things help me out when I sing
'Though it's really damn gross
I want you
Fuck all my hoes

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Man I can't let her go
Man do you think she knows
About that big dick?
Yeah it's pretty thick
It's like 8.5 inches though
But shit I gotta let this out
N***a I know whatchu talking 'bout
If she goes down south and opens that mouth
And smells that shit oh my

[Chorus]
Poop always gets the best of people
Uh check it
It makes me think just what to do
And should I go just be that negro
And get her number while shitting too
What to do
I don't know what to do
I've been asking you
A n***a don't know what to do

[Outro]
Uh, aye I'm done shitting girl
It's nice to meet you
My name's Eric Dunn
How about we go to lunch sometime me and you
I'm a pretty nice guy you should get to know me
I think you real beautiful
Let's go

Copyright - Eric Dunn, Dunn Enterprises, 2014