[Intro: Cal Chuchesta]
(hey buddy...)
Wait, huh, hold on, who are you?
Wait, no, don't talk to me, don't talk to me
I don't know you, no, I don't know you

[Hook: Cal Chuchesta]
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me
No, don't talk to me

[Verse 1: Cal Chuchesta]
Don't talk to me if you watch too much anime
Don't talk to me if your breath smells like fish filet
Don't talk to me if you can't name the Seven Dwarfs
Don't talk to me if you can't name a film with Pauly Shore
Don't talk to me if you have bad vibrations
Don't talk to me if you don't give citations
Don't talk to me if you're literally Kevin Spacey
Don't talk to me if you're figuratively Kevin Spacey
(He's got a point)

[Hook: Cal Chuchesta]
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me
No, don't talk to me