[Verse 1]
Dear Mom
I thought I found my sister
Downtown
Less than a week ago
I called in
And some guy said I just missed her
She moved on
Where do you think she'd go?

[Verse 2]
Dear Mom
I know she's only sixteen
She's tough
But these days you never know
Someone
Saw her at the El Mocambo
He said
She put on quite a show

[Chorus]
What if she won't come home?
You know she don't want your money
What if she won't come home?

[Verse 3]
Dear Mom
I saw her on the subway
She looks good
She got a new tattoo
She swears
She's gonna call me later
I'd say
There's nothing we can do
[Chorus]
What if she won't come home?
You know she don't want your money
What if she won't come home?

[Verse 4]
Dear Mom
I heard from my little sister
Guess what?
She's really doing well
She told me
To give you a message for her
"Dear Mom
Why don't you go to hell?"

[Chorus]
Now that she won't come home
Maybe I'll stick around here
Now that she won't come home
Now that she won't come home
Maybe I'll stay forever
Now that she won't come home