[Intro]
Round 2
I'm not even involved in this beef, but who said we can't have fun?
Just a little bit of fun
And just 'cause I've got 12k subs don't mean I can't rap
Suck ya mum
But the haters gonna hate, innit

[Verse 1]
Told you all I'm the diss track king
100k views just on a quick ting
Let's start off with the least subs first
Ethan, what were you thinking?
Guess one diss weren't enough for you
One week later and it's round 2
Wanted beef 'cause you thought it was stew
So Imma diss your squad and JJ too
Your stamina isn't pleasing
You walk up the stairs and start wheezing
Not gonna lie, you got a nice car
It's just a shame you gotta squeeze in
The rest of the Sidemen can smell your jealousy
Gasping for subs quite so desperately
One question we all wanna know
Who's got bigger breasts, you or Emily?
One little thing I can't sum up
How the hell you're such a dumb fuck
2 mil subs, no GCSE
And you look like the kid from Up
I B-E-T
Bare people call you F-A-T
I feel sorry for you man
That's enough fat jokes coming from me
Now for the guy whose EP flopped
Yeah you might be chilling at the top
But Ethan, Harry, Deji, got more views than Tommy Gun
Aren't you shocked?
Well I'm not
Even I can take the number one spot
Your songs are getting shitter and shitter
All these shots and I'm not gonna stop
Just like Chip Imma win this war
One shot, two shot, three shot, four
Gonna diss your life and everything about you
Until you can't take no more
Uploaded a first diss, it was dead
Second diss was better but worse than the rest
Third diss doesn't exist yet
But do me a favour and save your breath
Yeah, you might be a YouTube star
Yeah, you might have multiple cars
But your lyrics get worse and worse
I can already guess your next bars
She sells sea shells on the sea shore
Then she sells sea shells on the seesaw
Eenie meenie miney mo
Now onto Keem, the fat view whore
You don't like grime so Imma diss you soft
You look like a troll who lives in the loft
Just gonna put together a few bars
End your career at minimal cost
Yeah, your channel used to be bigger
Exposing YouTubers with a big figure
But how can people support a guy
That streamed on Twitch and said the word
Your career's fading just like mist
Me, I've only got one wish
That you grime-hating gnome gets what you deserve
Let's see who is next on my list
He's got two kids
He's got shit vids
Do you know who it is?
It's CSG with his fat, dry lips
Yo, and I come with the flow
Imma spin you like spun your bro
Fake your vids and you lied about your kids
What other things do your fans not know
See you sliding into fan's DMs
And you're doing it again and again
Just play FIFA and get some views
You four-eyed monster, no Ben 10
Forehead's early, hairline's late
Go on your channel, all clickbait
All your lyrics are just about dicks
Four-eyed prick, you sure you're straight?
Spun you man, three in a row
Winning this game like tic tac toe
When the views done come you try to have fun
Put breast in the thumbnail, no fee fi fo
Next is Harry
Don't act savvy
When I get lip, I'll do some tricks
And send bare shots just like Dele Alli
Your packs are fake, your bars are fake
Got shit taste like after eight
Your disses are fake, your vids are fake
And you got enough flower to bake a cake
Your titles are fake, your thumbs are fake
All this fire, I come like Drake
Everything about you is fucking fake
And if somehow not, it's all clickbait
You thought I forgot Momo
Yo, thanks for the free promo
But if you chat more shit, I'll beat your bitch
And I'll do it all in my new Go Pro

[Outro: Jallow & ?]
No more bars are needed
I said what I needed to say
I spun who I needed to spin
That's it, really
You know what to do
Smash that Like button
Peace

Y'okay, what you saying?
[?]
What you think of this diss track hype?
I like it man, I like all the diss tracks
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