Stringstorm
Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell
[Intro]
Unparalleled Swordsman
Demon slayer most true
From the 3rd Company
Came this heroic dude
Eternal warrior bound
To his bigdick sword
He gained his powers
Through an arcane ward
As a youth, he took the life
Of a demon lord
The damned soul cursed the man
With his dying words
Banished to the realm of Spacehell
Where torture reigns
There, in this deadly land
He earned his name
[Chorus]
SunEater!
SunEater!
Fighting to the last!
SunEater!
SunEatеr!
Kicker of demon ass!
SunEater!
SunEatеr!
Questing across the land!
SunEater!
SunEater!
He'll provide the hams!
This is the Glorious Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell
Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the Mortal Realm
[Verse 1]
The SunEater wandered Spacehell
For an age or two
Once he was done with that
He knew what to do
Seeing the demon menace
All around
He took it upon himself
To bring them down
Starting with the God of Plague
He burned down all its trees
Noxious gardens turned to cinders
In a killing spree
Next, he faced the seductive chosen
Of the pleasure god
Six selected sluts slaughtered
It was epic and pog
The demon of the changer challenged
The SunEater with a cry
He with replied with a
FUCK OFF
Then tore the labyrinth fortress
From the sky
Soon the demons of the bronze lord
Seek him out with frenzied craze
The SunEater didn't give a shit
Killed them all in his furious blaze
[Verse 2]
This is the Glorious Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell
Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the Mortal Realm
And once he does return
He'll lead us all to our Final Destiny
A final battle against the Great ArchEnemy
To reach our eternal victory
[Chorus]
SunEater!
SunEater!
Fighting to the last!
SunEater!
SunEater!
Kicker of demon ass!
SunEater!
SunEater!
Questing across the land!
SunEater!
SunEater!
He'll provide the hams!
This is the Glorious Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell
Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the Mortal Realm