[Intro]
Mm, ah-mm
Mm, mm-mm-mm
Mm-yeah

[Verse 1]
Hey! It’s been a long time
Since I’ve seen your name online
AIM is in a decline
Think we need a little rewind
Drop out and learn to bartend
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink till I say when (When!)
Call up your mom on the payphone, fifty cents go:
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing!

[Chorus]
(Hello?) I’m not trying to bug you, babe
But I just got mugged today (Really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Yum yum)
No, I’m not trying to bug you, babe (Uh-uh!)
But I got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Mm!)

[Break]
Snickers...
100 Grand...
Almond Joy...
Kit Kat...
Crunch...
[Verse 2]
You would’ve said the same thing on the phone with your dad
He was eating so he didn’t pick up
You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says:
“Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!”
Think of joining the army
Sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby
Ride the bus till it’s empty, tug the pull string:
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (Get out!), ding, ding, di-ing!

[Chorus]
(Hello?) I’m not trying to bug you, babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today (Really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Yum yum)
No, I’m not trying to bug you, babe (Uh-uh!)
But I did get mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Mm!)
(Hello?) I’m not trying to bug you, babe (Nuh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today (Really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Yum yum)
No, I’m not trying to bug you, babe (Nuh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Mm!)
(Hello?) I’m not trying to bug you, babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I’m not trying to bug you, babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars