[Skit: Spoken]
-rocks, and then-
Wait, hold on a second. Is that, is that Benny Worm?
Yeah, it is.​
Holy smokes!

[Chorus: Jack Stauber, Benny Worm]
It's Benny Worm
HAVE MY DIRT
It's Benny Wo-o-rm
I'M SIX
It's Benny Worm
HURRY!
It's Benny Wo-o-rm
(No!)

[Verse: Jack Stauber]
It's Benny Worm
(He fits in the palm of your hand)
It's Benny Worm
(He takes the time to understand)

[Outro: Jack Stauber]
It's Benny Wo-o-rm
(It's Benny, Benny Wo-o-rm!)
It's Benny Wo-o-rm
(Oh yeah!)