[Intro]
Ooh-oy
Ow-ow
Ooh-oy
Ow-

[Verse 1]
Washing my face with the soap I bought at Sears
My homegirl Rachel says it takes off the years
Hummus in my bed and I'm binging my show
Yoga starts at five and I really need to go this time

[Chorus]
Keep calm and carry on, ooh
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ow-ow
That’s my mantra pal, namaste, ooh
Not worth shit 'til I have my cup of coffee

[Verse 2]
My two favorite men, Camus and Mr. Pibb
It's a me night tonight so I tell Rachel a fib
She looks in my window and she watches me chill
I’d assure I know she's there but it'd kill all the thrill, hoo

[Chorus]
Well, keep calm and carry on, ooh
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ow-ow
Hey that's my mantra pal, namaste, ooh
But not worth shit 'til I have my cup of coffee (Ow-ow)
[Chorus]
Keep calm and carry on, ooh
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ow-ow
That's my mantra pal, namaste, ooh
But not worth shit 'til I have my cup of coffee

[Outro]
Hoo, ooh