[Intro]
(So bored and you're so cute)

[Verse 1]
She's not going out today
Puts on her makeup anyway (Uh-huh)
Says, "I love you" to Andy, sends a picture to Randy (*gasp*)
Nobody knows it but her history shows (Oh)

[Chorus]
She loves the Internet boys (You look beautiful) (Uh-oh)
She loves the Internet boys (Ah-ah)
She loves the Internet boys (I'm your daddy) (Uh-oh)
She loves the Internet boys

[Post-Chorus]
(I bet that your **** tastes like a bittersweet cupcake)

[Verse 2]
What's so hard to understand?
These boys never leave my hands
Sending proof to me so I can finally see
All while I haven't done a thing (Oh)

[Chorus]
'Cause they're the Internet boys
I love my little Internet boys (Ooh)
I like the Internet boys (Ooh)
I love the Internet boys (Ooh)
[Post-Chorus]
(Wow babe, you look so great)
(Can I buy a photo of you?)

[Verse 3]
Ricky and Don, Tyler, Mike, and Stefan (Baby?)
Bobby and Chris, oh baby, who did I miss? (Send feet)
Her mom says she's fine, been in her room the whole time (Oh)

[Chorus]
She loves the Internet boys (That's hot) (Uh-oh)
She loves the Internet boys (Uh-oh) (Haha)
She loves the Internet boys (Kawaii)
She loves the Internet boys (I really love you)