Hook: Marchitect
I'm half drunk, I'm all the way weeded
I'm looking for a girl that I can buy a drink for and leave with
And you're fitting the description
You're sick of the lames and I can fill up your prescription

Verse 1: Marchitect
I'm better than your average drug
Plus I'm legal legit I'm not your average thug (nah)
Look at my crib it's not the average rug
It was a gift for hitting Tokyo and smashing the club (you know)
So I guess I'm just half drunk I'll buy you a drink
Cause if I wasn't drunk I wouldn't buy you a thing (haha)
She bout to take advantage of the moment
And wake up at my crib tomorrow morning
And call her girlie on the cell phone
Want to hang around all day but go the hell home (get outta here)
But that's neither here nor there
I knew a girl that looks just like you out in Delaware (ain't I seen you before)
You been everywhere, I never seen you there
Cause I've been everywhere too so I'm a meet you there (yep)
Next time around, call when I'm around
Smokie's mother told a brother how to shop around

Hook: Marchitect
I'm half drunk, I'm all the way weeded
I'm looking for a girl that I can buy a drink for and leave with
And you're fitting the description
You're sick of the lames and I can fill up your prescription
(x2)
Verse 2: Jas Mace
I'm not weeded I'm all the way drunk (uh uh, yes)
Ya probably can't tell cause I hide it so well (uh)
Take a seat let me whisper in your ear (that's right)
Let me tell you all the things that ya ladies like to hear (uh)
All the things that I'll probably forget next month
Cause my memory is not that great I won't front (won't front)
Forget about that, let's talk about the present
The future and the past don't exist that's your first lesson (you know)
And the second, you'll learn a little later
I'm gifted with the tongue like the Great Debaters
I majored in the art of passion (yes)
So relax take a sip of your drink and just listen (just listen)
To the piano man playing on the baby grand
Maybe you should take my hand let's talk about future plans (uh)
Let nature do its thing as it does (as it does)
Order what you like
This drinks on me cause

Hook: Marchitect
I'm half drunk, I'm all the way weeded
I'm looking for a girl that I can buy a drink for and leave with
And you're fitting the description
You're sick of the lames and I can fill up your prescription
(x2)