[Intro]
This ones a true story
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Last week
I was walking down the street
I was heading to the park
I was passing by a tree (by a tree)
When some dodgy bloke
Hits me with a tennis racket (Ouch)
Puts me to the ground
And I dunno why this has happened
To the skull
Again and again
Feel it breaking me down
And I want it to end (Shutup)
Can't get away
But I’m not afraid
Cuz I've got a secret weapon
And he is my best mate

[Chorus]
So ya tryna send me down? (Down)
You wanna mess about? ('bout)
Malfoy! Malfoy!
Will put you in the ground
Nah
We’re never gonna stop
We're crazy young boys
And we're goin' to the top

[Verse 2]
Before I know it
I see they're taking malfoy
Plotting dark things
They wanna deploy
Can't take it nahh
I don't wanna face it nah
Can't fake it nah
Got me running chasing nah (Nah)
No use
Cuz they’re driving fast
Think they got me dropping out
But I’m on the graft
I'm not gonna turn around
This ain’t gonna last
I'm coming for you malfoy
I'm gonna get past!

[Chorus]
So ya tryna send me down? (Down)
You wanna mess about? ('bout)
Malfoy! Malfoy!
Will put you in the ground
Nah
We’re never gonna stop
We're crazy young boys
And we're going to the top

[Verse 3]
Oh no
I see another dork (Oi)
Coming to me
And he's got a knife and fork (Wait what?, Wait what?)
You can pull up fast
Hit me to the skull (Bang-bang)
Try put me down
But that's getting dull
You ain't ever gonna stop us
Ya need a bloody UFO
Who's the best team?
Joe and Draco
After putting in the work
I come across a clue
Malfoy's scarf!
What am I gonna do?
I see them
The group of dodgy young boys
And there he is
It's little boy malfoy
After chatting to the goons
We settle on a match
A little 2 v 2
To get my friend back
We got this
We got the chemistry
And straight away
Malfoy
He's got the skillzys
He scores a cracker
To put us one nil up
But Rey Mysterio
Brings it back to level up (619)
Next goal wins
We gotta make this count
Play tricky now
But they come and take me out (Ref?)
Straight up cheating
And we're just about to lose
When little Malfoy
Brings out a sick move (Out of nowhere)
I come in
To finish up the job
I score the winner
And we're crowned the champions (Goal-goal)
There you have it
We've done it once again
You'll always be a winner
When ya got a true friend (That's right)

[Chorus]
So ya tryna send me down? (Down)
You wanna mess about? ('bout)
Malfoy! Malfoy!
Will put you in the ground
Nah
We're never gonna stop
We're crazy young boys
And we're going to the top
(Come again)
So ya tryna send me down? (Down)
You wanna mess about? ('bout)
Malfoy! Malfoy!
Will put you in the ground
Nah
We're never gonna stop
We're crazy young boys
And we're going to the top

[Outro]
You heard it boys
You mess with us
And we put you in the ground
Unless it's in a boxing ring