[Verse 1]
Animals beginning with a B, a B
I E: the well upholstered bat of the southern Nepalese himalayas
He understands wings and how to use them right
Animals beginning with a B, a B
I can’t see a baboon from where I am currently sitting
But that doesn’t mean that they don’t have them
In the city centre petting zoo

[Chorus]
Animals beginning with a B, with a B
Does anybody else think the ceiling is looking rusty?
It’s just me then, it’s just me then
It’s just me, it’s just me
Animals beginning with a B, with a B
Does anybody else think the ceiling is looking rusty?
It’s just me then, it’s just me then
It’s just me, it’s just me

[Verse 2]
Animals beginning with a B, a B
Come see Vinny if you can’t name six by the lunch break
Cause you might be a son of a cornflake
Cause you might be a sap
Animals beginning with a B, a B
I just made up with a Bactrian camel
(That’s not a euphemism incidentally)
(We fell out over a small debt of figs)
The poor man is hopeless now
The poor man is hopeless now

[Chorus]
Animals beginning with a B, with a B
Does anybody else think the ceiling is looking rusty?
It’s just me then, it’s just me then
It’s just me, it’s just me
Animals beginning with a B, with a B
Does anybody else think the ceiling is looking rusty?
It’s just me then, it’s just me then
It’s just me, it’s just me

Animals beginning with a B, with a B
Does anybody else think the ceiling is looking rusty?
It’s just me then, it’s just me then
It’s just me, it’s just me
Animals beginning with a B, with a B
Does anybody else think the ceiling is looking rusty?
It’s just me then, it’s just me then
It’s just me, it’s just me