[Verse 1]
I'll cooked up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitchen time saves nine,/ but I'm just saving two
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

[Chorus]
Watch as I work my gypsy magic!
Eye of the newt and cinnamon!
Watch as the matter turns to batter!
Open the portal, jump in!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Crude stew/ — do you fear it, Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cakewalk served upon a silver spoon
Toss a fig/ and save the date and…

[Bridge]
Bread and butter
Chant and mutter
Marination
Incantation
Chocolate icing
Timeline splicing
Yeast is rising
Rectifying
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
"Pinkie, if you're hearing this/ It means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal,/ Just accept it and move on"

My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks/ and save my folks/ by baking the fourth wall!

[Chorus]
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast/ with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home

[Outro]
Someday I'm gonna go home
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